cudl:

monstror:

reidsass:

friendly reminder to not be rude to picky eaters or make fun of them because some picky eaters are very insecure about being picky eaters and do not actually like being picky eaters!! and chances are theyre picky eaters for a reason!! which is important to them!! so please do not call them out or be rude about it!!

Who the heck cares

people with eating disorders and allergies and health problems and anxiety care

(Source: hemmingslyluke, via queer-drops-on-my-guitar)


I don’t know why people teach kids about ‘pimples’ and ‘hormones’ and ‘armpit hair’, and refrain from telling them that if they don’t achieve their billion-dollar dreams at the age of twenty-one, there will still be much more to life. And that when you fail at your first job, it isn’t going to be the end of the world. And eventually you will realize that each person’s world is different and your only job is to figure out what your best world can be.

-

Hannah Hart, My Drunk Kitchen

the realest life advice you will ever get 

(via helbigandswift)

(via queer-drops-on-my-guitar)



lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via fancifxl)


and uh yeah

-every student at the end of their presentation (via sassykardashian)

(via heart)



taintanthony:


a moment of silence for all of the straight girls

beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

(via trytostay-positive-babe)


kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

(Source: kidspast, via heart)


feathery-soul:

depressing—quotes:

agnosticwitch:

feathery-soul:

sherlck:

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

helping others is always nice

also if you know someone you can’t stand leave some of their hair at the crime scene

(via my-separate-universe)


faeriedroid:

do u ever see a girl and are like “this is more than my gay little heart can handle”

(Source: quartzwarrior, via fullblownpanic)


hannahpooper:

how the fuck does sexting even start like “haha ok that’s cool but let’s talk about my dick now”

(Source: lntelligent, via heart)


awkwardvagina:

eggplantpocky:

awkwardvagina:

Z is just a sideways N

pls stop it

Z
o

(via heart)


officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster, via heart)


annabethchasy:

if you think embarrassing shy people on purpose is funny please do yourself a favor and shove a truck up your ass

(via heart)